Friday, May 8, 2009
Valisa
Valisa is one of the only two women in the core team of 32 members at ScientificChess. She has a native american name which means the wild one, and she herself is a symbol of hope. It leads her life. She believes that the root of the seven sins is the eighth sin of Ignorance.
Valisa is passionate, a good leader, and a good listener. She hopes someday such characteristics will eliminate all ignorance and end the worldly troubles. She is in search of knowledge, and has been running to find it all her life. It is hard being a woman, but she believes that if it was Eve that gave Adam the apple, it is Eve that will first find a way out of ignorance.
"She prayed and kept running. Hope was a kind of inspiration she had, that had no end, unless everything became perfect. All the men would one day be satisfied and their inspirations would end, but the women, they would always hope for more, and be inspired forever." - The Quantum Inspiration
Valisa trivia:
You can really see the hopes and losses in her eyes. She has passion which she can't hold back even if she doesn't speak it. Yet, she only submits to Quarkezon because he is the only one who has succeeded at truly impressing her with his knowledge. Still what is more, he is the only one who in her eyes feels the same passions and kind of losses that she has seen. He is much better at hiding it from his face than her though. She knows it.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Gravity between lovers...
Martin ran around the building screaming “I’ve proved Einstein wrong!” at the top of his lungs.
Every head peeked out of their office doors into the hall and saw Martin jumping up and down in excitement yelling “I’ve proved Einstein wrong!” Everybody was wondering if he had figured out why relativity and quantum mechanics equations don’t seem to work out together or if he had found something that can travel faster than light. Dr. Mutter bubbled out of his room at these words and ran into Martin with all his excitement. He thought his frustrations would come to an end right then and there. He had been praying hard to god to give him the solution immediately. He could not sustain any longer. He had been feeling so depressed and frustrated he had been cursing god and crying in his heart and letting out salty tears.
Dr. Mutter hugged and squeezed Martin hard as he ran into him almost making Martin fall backwards. His voice ruptured out of his insides, “What’s the solution? What’s the solution? Pray thee, do tell fast.” Dr. Mutter’s heart beat faster than the speed of thought almost as if he was meeting the lost love of his life. Speed of thought of course is faster since we can imagine a star 20 light years away in a minute where as light would take 20 years to describe it to us.
Dr. Mutter hollered to the peeking heads, “This boy has found the solution! He has found the solution! Oh my, we will be the first to know the solution nobody ever knew!”
“Dr. Mutter! The solution is that there is gravity between lovers and the vibes they feel are gravitational waves! Einstein was wrong in saying that ‘Gravity certainly cannot be held responsible for people falling in love’ and hereby, I declare I’ve proved Einstein wrong! We need to create an understanding of the lovetime curvature due to love! Quick! Start writing down the tensors! 'Love' is the integral of 'Like' with respect to time, 'Love at first sight' is the Dirac-Delta function. This means that love at first sight will cause the dimensions to curve similar to a blackhole causing lovetime to curve!”
“Great, so these vibes obviously cause ripples that move faster than light in lovetime. Can’t you already feel love for your counterpart in a world so far away on the other side of the universe from where light can’t reach you but you’ll never know how fast these vibes move,” responded Dr. Mutter.
Although, Dr. Mutter found fascination in Martin’s theory, he quickly found his tears back. He wanted to hate god but now he couldn’t get himself to feel as sad as he did just a few minutes before Martin’s outbreak. It was as if god had sent Martin to make Dr. Mutter relax his intense depression due to not understanding why relativity and quantum mechanics equations put together yielded infinities. Dr. Mutter felt tricked. God had tricked Dr. Mutter into hating him with less intensity.
From that day on the theory that one can never determine how fast love waves move since the understanding is beyond human ability became known as Dr. Mutter’s Uncertainty Principle in ScientificChess.
© 2006 Aditya Mittal. All rights reserved.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Champions of the Mind and the Laws of Physics
Doctor Earl Rapport
Doctor Earl Rapport is the chief scientist at ScientificChess. He got his PhD. in Physics from Australian National University, and played a key role in the development of the ScientificChess organization. Prior to joining us here atScientificChess, he has been a professor in a number of world renowned universities from MIT to Cambridge, and also spent time at IBM research in the early 1990s. Everyone from the last millenium can seem ancient nowdays, but it really wasn't that long ago. Not many in this generation can comprehend what goes on inside his large head.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Personal Quantum Computer - The PQC (pronounced "peak")
♫ Los Almos built the first quantum computers. Dwave built the real thing. ScientificChess built the personal quantum computers. We, the champions of the mind, brought into every home a quantum computer. A PQC, that is completely environmentally friendly.
It took us a lot of hard work and dedication. It did not magically appear to us. But our passion guided us to the very end. Our founder's book, The Quantum Inspiration, was always there to inspire us, to guide us, and to lead us. Together, our research team of 32 players, conjoined into four bytes-two rows of pawns and two rows executives. We fought in the mental battlefield with all our might to make this a reality.
Our ideas were seeded in inspirations, or dreams turned into trees, and then we shipped the fruits to every home. Today, we have eliminated hunger. The fruits we have shipped are full of more seeds. We hope you will plant them to eliminate the remaining problems of the world. One day, there will be no disease, that eats this world. One day, there will be no environmentally unfriendly technologies. Tomorrow, our minds will be more open than ever before. This is the power of the quantum inspiration.
Friday, April 24, 2009
The Mental Battlefield of ScientificChess
- The champion minds go through the brigh'test' challenges.
- The average mind is slave to the brands, but the champions of the mind can make or break any brand.
- The lord stands on the side of the champions of the mind, and the world must submit.
- The champions of the mind fight on the mental battlefield, where both the winner and loser gain more insight, unlike the physical battlefield where both the winner and the loser take losses.
- The champions of the mind live forever with their work. We keep getting tougher as more people understand the value of our work.
- A child is trained from his torso up to his brain. Evolution trains from simple cells to the most sophisticated champions of the mind.
- The sole ultimate purpose of the champions of the mind is to find the purpose of the universe and existence, if there is one. Sciences, philosophies, religions, technologies, arts, mathematics are all merely different approaches towards this purpose.
- The champions of the mind exist to help the universe determine the purpose of its own existence.
- The honor of being a champion of the mind is beyond any other human honor or award. There is no restriction upon the field, upon the nation, upon the class or society from which a champion of the mind may emerge. The title is not restricted to humans either, a brilliant machine may also claim the honor of being a champion of the mind in the future.
- The phrases "champions of the mind" and "champion of the mind" are trademarks of the organization ScientificChess initiated by Aditya Mittal. ScientificChess, however, does not claim the capability of being able to recognize every champion of the mind that exists, nor does being a warrior of ScientificChess necessarily qualify one as a champion of the mind. Champions of the mind is a title automatically held by those at the pinnacle of mental achievement, otherwise recognized or not.
- Champions of the mind challenge all assumptions, but go beyond challenging assumptions by also resolving the problems at the foundation.
- Champions of the mind are undeterred by challenges, but can also learn from their own mistakes. Even the champions of the mind make mistakes, in fact, they make more mistakes than the dumbest beings that exist.
- Champions of the mind don't just face challenges they are given. They go looking for challenges where they can fail, and they drive through them until mental death. Then they are reborn.
- Champions of the mind fight their own battles in the mental playing field. They respect the honor code of the battlefield.
- Champions of the mind have different weapon preferences. Some like to fight with memory, others attack with logic, and yet others force their opponent down with computational power. Minds even defend with magic, telepathy, dreams, analysis, psychological pressure, theory, virtual planes, imagination, creativity, chaos, attraction in the ScientificChess battlefield.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Martin Gonzales
Dr. Martin has progressed in ScientificChess to do research on relations between abstract classes and stem cells. He has also developed a lot of theory about love, in which Dr. Mutter has found special interest.
"I've proved Einstein wrong! There is indeed gravity between lovers. Love is the integral of like, and love at first sight is the dirac delta function."
Dr. Martin trivia:
Dr. Martin is the source behind much of love theory which was inspired by his deadly passion for Pakuna. An incident many years ago had however irritated Pakuna over Martin and she had left Google, where they had both worked, and disappeared. Being a brilliant woman however, she could not stay hidden too long, and had reemerged at ScientificChess.
“In unification of hum and tum, a visceral angiogenic need for collaboration arises. Its repertoire is heartfelt as per my previously limned theory of love waves. Tiny perturbations caused in these waves can accumulate and construe irritating disturbances. To irritate, one can knowingly dope these waves with such perturbations. Depending upon the dopant's nature feelings of anger, irritation, distaste, agony, and antagonism can materialize.”
Dr. Martin was back to try and repair this break in their relationship because he knew somewhere deep down inside she still loved him. He is a white knight in shining armor on the ScientificChess board.
Dr. Mutter
Doctor Mutter is the most talented mathematician in the world. His primary area of interest is relativistic quantum mechanics. Doctor Mutter, was nicknamed Mr. Matter by his friends during the college days before he went on to get his PhD. in Nuclear Engineering from MIT. "Don't be afraid, nuclear engineering is nothing but the engineering related to the physics of the nucleus," he would say disseminating any time that went around the nuclear engineering.
His work on mathematical representation of love in ScientificChess corporation has been inspired by a life changing incident with another scientist, Dr. Martin. The theory that one can never determine how fast love waves move since the understanding is beyond human ability is popularly known as Dr. Mutter’s Uncertainty Principle in ScientificChess corporation.
“Great, so these vibes obviously cause ripples that move faster than light in love-time. Can’t you already feel love for your counterpart in a world so far away on the other side of the universe from where light can’t reach you but you’ll never know how fast these vibes move.”
Dr. Mutter trivia:
Dr. Jacardo did not realize he was quoting Dr. Mutter himself, when he took over the podium after Dr. Mutter's talk on Mind and Matter and said "Mind and matter, reminds me of a quote, I don't mind, and you don't matter." The quote had been a retort Dr. Mutter would use when his friends would call him Mr. Matter. When saying this, is perhaps one of the few instances in which Dr. Mutter puts his humility aside.